In Twos

A group of Dallas, Texas 3rd, 4th and 5th graders, accompanied by two female teachers, went on a field trip to the local racetrack to learn about thoroughbred horses and the supporting industry, but mostly to see the horses.

When it was time to take the children to the restroom it was decided that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with the other. The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the men's room when one of the boys came out and told her that none of them could reach the urinal. Having no choice, she went inside, helped the boys with their pants, and began hoisting the little boys up one by one and holding onto their "wee wees" to direct the flow away from their clothes.

As she lifted one, she couldn't help but notice that he was exceptionally well-endowed as she held it and aimed it. Trying hard to not stare at it, the teacher said, "You must be in the 5th grade."

“No, ma'am,” he replied. "I'm the jockey riding Silver Arrow in the seventh!"

(Thanks to Georgia Akers - for Evalyn who needs another laugh.)