Saturday, March 18, 2006

Cigarette High

Two voices, one male and one female, overheard on a plane: “I think everyone's asleep, let's go.”

“This one's empty ... no-one’s looking... you go in first.”

“It's a bit cramped - let me sit down.”

“Have you got the condom? Quick - put it on!”

(Sniff, sniff) “Ah, perfume…you think of everything!”

“This is great...” (long sigh)

Static on the loud speaker, then a new voice: “This is the captain speaking, to those two people in the rear toilet. We know what you’re doing and it is expressly forbidden by airline regulations. Now put those cigarettes out and take the condom off the smoke detector!”

Courtesy of NSMA.

1 comment:

Firestick said...

Cute Story. If you go to the site that snippet is linked to at the bottom (click NSMA) you'll read about an experiment with worms. A classic case of misinformation to prove a point to the mindless follower. Do that first then consider - The worms in question would have died just as quickly in a completely clean and empty jar. Worms need both soil and moisture.

A better, funnier, and more pertinent experiment would be to lock a non-smoker into a closed garage with 100 heavy smokers (all puffing away) for 24 hours. Then try the same experiment only instead, replace the 100 smokers with a single running automobile engine. Say for only about an hour. Only one of the victims of this experiment would walk away and its not the one with the car running.

Its amazing all automobiles are not banned immediately from Calabasas, CA, where I used to live. It is now illegal there to smoke inside or outside anywhere within the city limits, even in your own car. They do allow the car, however - at least so far.